The snow is coming. The store shelves are soon to be emptied, and the weather forecast is your new god. BE PREPARED and PRACTICE GOOD SNOW DRINKING by reviewing this essential guide.
1. STOCK UP. Get a case. Stash away at least a fifth of whiskey. Fill multiple growlers at these South Jersey Breweries:
2. USE KOOZIES whenever drinking outside. A brightly colored koozie will help prevent frostbite and help you not lose your beer in the snow.
3. STAY WARM. In addition to your standard hats and gloves, drinking small quantities of liquor multiple times throughout the day can help with this.
4. GET WEIRD. Getting snowed in is a great opportunity to get weird. You could even create insane works of art like this one: